![]() 07/07/2020 at 05:36 • Filed to: Puffalumps With Threatening Auras, Rally Chicken, Chicken, Puffalumps, Puffalopnik, Puffposite Lock, Screwdrivers, Tools | ![]() | ![]() |
She may ASSEMBLE your FURNITURE.
(...or stab you and bathe in a fountain of your blood , whatever. I never know! )
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With that set of titles, your transcendent majesty, I believe you are more entitled to this than our next P resident and VP:
https://oppositelock.kinja.com/paging-e90m3-and-bluemazda2-1844287478
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the way the world is at present, that would be a pleasant way to go.
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Good looking duck!
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How good is that thing with a hex key?
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Mess with the cluck and you’re getting stuck!
![]() 07/07/2020 at 07:28 |
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Quackers
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OK but ... is this a bottle of beans?
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Rally chicken will stab you in your sleep at 5:30 I’m the morning?
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Sometimes you just gotta take a chance.
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one must not question rally chicken’s selection of condiments
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Yes. (I felt kinda
gross, therefore, I wasn’t sleeping.)
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I’m filled with curiosity about it!
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It’s beautiful. How many Puffalumps can it carry?
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A simple hot sauce made out of bird chilies
in vinegar.
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I never ruled out dying by the hands of my own tools, but I didn’t expect it would be Rally Chicken’s doing.
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the bird is the word
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Cluckers.
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I wouldn’t want to see what she’d do with a hex key.
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She’s a chicken!
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One. T he one that made it to the top of the puffa lump pile by stepping on the heads of it’s fellow lumps.
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See you try forcing her to be a chicken when she is infact a duck. That leads to murderous tendencies....
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Squack
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Oh they’re wee little peppers? Adorable.
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I was just waking up to get ready for my hour drive to work.
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Nice.
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Yep!
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Scluck.
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I’m not forcing anything. She is my chicken. The murderous tendencies were always there.